yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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