i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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