Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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