Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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