Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
