She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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