so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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