How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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