i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
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