What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
