3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I want to fling myself into the sun
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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