when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
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