Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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