pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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