He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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