HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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