random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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