Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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