it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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