his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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