I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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