Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Let's paint friendship bongs
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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