Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
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Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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