Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Randomize
