How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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