Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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