I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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