So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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