i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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