as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
Randomize
