Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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