Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
Come on in and take your pants off
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