he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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