butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
Randomize
