whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Terrible idea I love it
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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