I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Randomize
