whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
soo... how was my night?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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