Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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