I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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