kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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