So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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