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areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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