im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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