I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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