all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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