Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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