Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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