Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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