butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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