i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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