Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
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