We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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