Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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