I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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