is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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