No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Randomize
