I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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