This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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