That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
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